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	<author>短信狂人</author>
	<fromsite>TOM短信频道</fromsite>
	<keywords>搞笑短信,整人短信</keywords>
	<content><![CDATA[<p>爸爸今天打了我两次，第一次是因为看见了我手里两分的成绩单，第二次是因为成绩单是他小时候的。</p>]]></content>
	<publishdate>2008-01-23</publishdate>
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