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	<title>你有权保持沉默，但说的话将成为…</title>
	<author>短信狂人</author>
	<fromsite>TOM短信频道</fromsite>
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	<content><![CDATA[<p>你有权保持沉默，但说的话将成为我闹事的证据；你有权请律师，保护离婚时的人身安全；如果你没私房钱请，我不会提供这笔资金！</p>]]></content>
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