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	<title>它能饿吗</title>
	<author>佚名</author>
	<fromsite>笑话大全</fromsite>
	<keywords>儿童</keywords>
	<content><![CDATA[<p>一天，白羊和一只狮子走进餐厅。老板说您要啥？羊说：‘一份套餐。谢谢。’老板又问：‘你的狮子不饿吗？’羊说：‘不。THANKS’老板不死心又问：真的不要吗？’羊说是的老板有些不甘心问：‘你再考虑一下，它真的不要吗。羊不耐烦的吼道：你认为它饿了我还能在这儿吗？</p>]]></content>
	<publishdate>2007-10-18</publishdate>
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